Cartoons in the '90s/early '00s:
"It's the BIGGEST EVENT OF THE DECADE!!
These shows are SO AWESOME and the CHARACTERS ARE AWESOME THEY'RE LIKE MOVIE STARS!!
Some of these shows have GUTBUSTING HILARITY but others have AWESOME EXPLOSIONS!!
ARE YOU EXCITED YET???!!"
"Crack open one of these cartoons and down it like it was your favorite energy drink. Feel that? That's a fleeting buzz. Ohhh yeehhhhh.
Did we mention that there's annoying noises and gross faces?"